The holiday season is officially upon us and for many that means travel. Sleep Geek wants you to get over-the-river-and through-the-woods to grandmother’s house well rested this year. That’s why we pulled together 12 days of sleep products that will make the journey a bit more cheerful. Tell grandma hello when you get there…and that we promise to call on Christmas Day.
(In the key of “The 12 days of Christmas”)
1.) “On the first day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
This pillow is the “must have” for every couple that cuddles. The tunnels allow the person in back to extend his or her arm without cutting off blood flow. Say “goodbye” to arm numbness and start cuddling in those flannel sheets!
2.) “On the second day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Two Eaten By A Bear Sleeping Bags…”
Now here is a sleeping bag that will either keep you from being a bear snack, or provoke a friendly response from mama grizzly. Either way, when you’re ready to hibernate you will be snug and cozy the whole night.
3.) “On the third day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Three pillows that will make an ostrich proud…”
Forget sticking your head in the sand. When you’re on the go and need a nap Ostrich Pillow offers a micro-environment for taking warm and comfortable power naps. Ya know, just like an ostrich.
4.) “…On the fourth day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Four Kimmie Komando’s for warm wrapping …”
Ever been stuck by the cold window on a bus or sat on a freezing plane wishing you had something to wrap up in? Well wish no more. This Kim Komando Blanket provides warmth and comfort in snug places without the hassle of lugging around that old pony comforter you’ve had since you were seven years old.
5.) “…On the fifth day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…F-I-I-I-I-I-V-E COMFY BOYFRIENDS!!!...”
Between boyfriends this holiday season? No Worries! Bed down with pretend Perry, or fake Frankie and feel like a million bucks on Christmas morning. The Boyfriend Pillow is the perfect snuggler and never steals the sheets. And after a night of comfort and security (in a variety of colors) you may even want to buy yourself a nice necklace…since your ex is a LOSER who got back with that trashy girl from the cellphone kiosk at the mall!
6.) “…On the sixth day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Six pillows to make my feet really comfy…”
After an exhausting day of standing in long airport lines and then charging full steam ahead to the opposite side of the terminal, trying not to miss your flight, few things are more comforting to your feet than an Inflatable Foot Rest. By raising your legs you can reduce swelling and aid circulation, giving you all the strength you need to run right into grandma’s arms.
7.) “…On the seventh day of traveling my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Seven TravelPillows that will let me catch some Zzzz’s…”
If you’d like to doze while somebody else drives, you no longer have to fall asleep with an uncomfortable belt holding you back. The TravelRest Travel Pillow transforms your seat belt from an inconvenience into a luxury. Plus it looks like an elephant’s trunk. Bonus.
8.) “…On the eight day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me….”
“…Eight sleeping masks to shield me from the world…”
Grandmas get pumped around the holidays and tend to wake up early. If you are the type who needs complete darkness and silence, the Sleep Studio Mask is for you. This mask eliminates light and drastically reduces the piercing echo of grandma’s banging pots and pans and her periodic outbursts of Christmas joy.
9.) “…On the ninth day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Nine little blue lights that will turn my day away from gray…”
Ever have that groggy feeling in the middle of the day or after waking up from a nap? The Philips goLITE BLU is a compact and portable light that is clear like a summer day to help increase your energy level. It’s a surefire way to kick those winter-blues. One tip: hide the goLITE and don’t tell grandma you’ve got seasonal depression unless you want her to “worry sick” and be afraid you’re going to end up “just like Uncle Charles.”
10.) “…One the tenth day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Ten boxes of Sleep Safe Tape so I can fake playing the license plate game...”
Don’t feel like listening to the talkative old lady sitting next to you on the plane? No problem, just slap on some Sleep Safe Tape and she will think you’re giving your undivided attention as you continue your journey to dreamland.
11.) “…On the eleventh day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Eleven pairs of jammy’s to help me stay breezy…”
No more night sweats for us! With Cool Jams being scientifically engineered to absorb moisture and heat, you will stay cool all night long. Do you really need 11 pairs of Cool Jams? We’re not sure, but that’s like asking would seven tiny reindeer make Santa’s sleigh fly; experimenting isn’t worth the risk.
12.) “…On the twelfth day of traveling to grandma’s house my Sleep Geek gave to me…”
“…Twelve downloads of Air-Sleep to comfort me …”
Relax. Sleep. Let visions of sugarplums dance in your head as you enjoy sweet dreams every time you travel while listening to the soothing sounds of AirSleep. It’s an app compatible on any device. But as always, be prepared to wake from those dreams...when out on the lawn you hear such a clatter and spring from your bed to see what is the matter.
So, as you load up the kiddies, leave from college, or clock out of work remember that no matter how tired you are there will always be one person who can’t wait to wrap her arms around you while planting wet kisses on your cheek. Grandma.
If anyone knows the importance of taking care of yourself, it would be her. Which is why it is important that you take care of yourself and make it to grandma’s house safe, sound, and well rested. If you feel like we forgot to add something awesome to the list, share it with us on Facebook, you’ll make grandma so proud!